Purple Pressed Ass

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Saturday, April 16, 2005

Saturnight Wineheaded Listism

Other Titles Influenced by the Inexplicable Popularity of Malcolm Gladwell’s Blink: The Power of Thinking without Thinking

Ben: Hur without Hur

Moby: Dick without Dick
(opening line: "Ishmael: call me that, but don't call me that! Get it? Okay then.")

Howl: The Madness of Being Destroyed by Madness without Actually Being Destroyed, or Mad, or Any of That Shit

Go: Ancient Chinese Game of Strategy without Strategy (or Cool Looking Pieces, Like Chess)

Thelema: Magick without Tears, But with Really Goddamn Dry Eyeballs

Sniff: The Power of Being Blown without Having to Blow

Basic Instinct: The Power of Yet Again Removing the Power of Rational Thought without Having Rational Thought

Men: Hats without Hats

(with thanks to heatherloverbee for nos. 5.5, 6 & 7)

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