Statements from the March 2010 Issue of Ranger Rick Magazine, Arranged from Least to Most Believable

“Boobies have an impressive fishing style.”

“Boobies also have excellent vision . . .”

“Boobies are fishing pros.”

“They got the ‘booby’ part from long-ago Spanish explorers . . .”

“This booby is coming in for a landing . . .”

“There are also . . . brown, masked, Peruvian and Nazca boobies.”

“The boobies come together in big seaside colonies.”

“Not all boobies do the same dance . . .”

“Finally, a nearly naked chick breaks out . . .”

“Boobies live along the Pacific coast, from southern North America down to northern     South America.”

“Brown boobies are the most widespread of all the boobies.”

“But no matter how different . . . they are all still bibbidy-bobbidy-BOOBIES!”

“Turn to page 16 for much more booby lore.”