Today's special three-year-old unwitting guest blogger is . . .

The following's a little Xia story, as dictated to her preschool teacher.

Part I

Once upon a time there was a cat who rescued other cats. And she gave them nice kitty food. Actually it's me! Then she gave them a nice chewy ball, and then they played with all her fuzz balls, but she didn't mind. Then she let them leave. But she called "Kitties" and got them all on one leash. The end.

Part II

Once upon a time there was a cat who had a wand. She went around and played on her bed, and then she fluffed her room up with her tail. Then all the cats saved her, because she had a monster in her room who was going to eat her. The cats got there on time and saved her! The cat was a famous cat called "Cat on the Move."