Unnecessarily Bitchy List of the Other Man

In an attempt to keep this blog from flopping to rotten nada again, here's a special, previously unreleased Sleeve Consequences B-side for your consideration, O my lovely reader(s).


Earlier Incarnations of the Band, “Sunburned Hand of the Man”

Sunburned Hand of the Bloody Sunburned Hand of the Man
Sunstroked Cock of the Jock
Extremely Low Frequency-Pummeled Eardrums of the Bum
Frostbitten Tits of Kurt Schwitters
Psoriatic Metathorax of the Lorax
Dadburned Rat’s Ass of Randy Jackson
Moon-Tanned Glans Jammed Up Your Bam-Ba-Lam
Sunburned Hand of the Really Shitty Name for a Band
(who, admittedly, I’ve not heard a single note by, so should probably lay off)
Waterlogged Blog of the Goddamn Guy Without a Job