Purple Pressed Ass

A seldom-sober pseudonym takes on the totality.

Saturday, May 07, 2005

Because my list is on my list . . .

. . . and whiskey's in my beard.

Other Paraphernalia Modeled on Hemp Rolling Papers

Crack cocaine molded into a short, nostril-width tube

Syringe fashioned from hollowed-out stem of Papaver somniferum

Glass pipe made of “glass” (4-methyl aminorex), in which to smoke “glass” (4-methyl aminorex)

Nembutal suppositories sold with a prosthetic finger, made of course of solid Nembutal, with which to jam the pills up your ass—the hygienic way

’Lude-coated ’Ludes (note: coating may contain 2% or less of: methylcellulose, gelatin, FD&C Red #40, fuckin’ badass pharmaceutical-grade “roofies”, and/or xanthan gum)

Tobacco rolling papers

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home