Purple Pressed Ass

A seldom-sober pseudonym takes on the totality.

Friday, May 06, 2005

Post-Millenial Markdown!

(or is that pre-Millenial? anyway. . . )

Beast's real mark devalued to '616'

At least as far as Canada's currently concerned. Must these damned revisionists strip the glamor out of everything? What would Uncle Al say?

Furthermore:

Ellen Aitken, a professor of early Christian history at McGill University, said the discovery appears to spell the end of 666 as the devil's prime number.

Hmmph! Obviously not a professor of mathematics! Of course, "the devil's prime number" could mean "not, for the love of God, a prime number," the devil being a liar and all that. Or perhaps the reporter--or HE--is putting words in Prof. Aitken's shapely Canadian mouth.

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