Eff Yiz All, Eff Yiz All

According to Wikipedia, brand-new Rob Zombie opus The Devil's Rejects has unseated Gary Oldman's 1997 Nil by Mouth as the film with the highest instance of the word "fuck": 560 utterances total, or 5.6 "fucks" per minute.
Jesus, who conducts this kind of research? My sixteen-year-old self was well into it. I tabulated the number of "fucks" in Platoon (unrememberable), number of people killed in Stallone's Cobra (well over 70) and Schwartzie's Raw Deal (only around 40), number of punches Rocky takes in the first round of the climactic fight in Rocky IV (at least 70, and from an opponent who earlier in the film had his punches measured at one thousand pounds of force each), and so on. But my stamina soon depleted, with some assistance from the demon cannabis no doubt. I recently tried to inventory the number of "goddams" in The Catcher in the Rye, but could only keep it up some thirty pages' worth. Surely the number exists on our great godly intra-web, should one need it. I leave it to the fortunate OCD few to soldier on, soldier on.