Even apter than the real thing

From Cinemocracy, via News of the Dead, by way of etc. etc. :

Fox Searchlight’s in-flight movie version of Sideways, as distributed in South America, replaced all instances of the epithet, "asshole," with, "Ashcroft."
As in, "you Ashcroft!"

Now if only they'd snuck in a Santorum or two . . .